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    Cosmopolitan

    A classy classic. Cranberry flavor with a hint of lime, you best be taking this suckable with your pinky out.

    Alcohol: Vodka.

    Blue Hawaiian

    A tropical paradise in a little plastic cup! The exotic flavors of pineapple and coconut are perfect for a hot summers day, or a winters day that you are trying to ignore.

    Alcohol: Rum

    Mojito

    Another tropical drink where the flavors are endless, but one thing is for sure you will love the taste of mint, in fact you will find some real mint right on top.

    Alcohol: Rum

    Black Opal

    This is why Dryte doesn't remember her 21st birthday. She highly recommends them. You'll taste a pleasant raspberry flavor, and then BAM! Booze.

    Alcohol: Gin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Triple Sec

    Jäger Bomb

    Because yes, we really can. Never worry about being that guy who can never finish the drink. And forget about chugging, ladies. Bombshells Away!

    Jägermeister

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    • Flavor of the Month

      Ski Lift Bringing all the important parts of an alps vacation into one small affordable cup. Hot cocoa, and peppermint. Serve with whipped cream and warm yourself from the snow. Alcohol: Peppermint Schnapps

     

Flavors

We’re versatile, friends. Even if it isn’t on the list, we’ll make any cocktail. Just ask!

Radioactive…what?

For something truly exciting, ask how we can make your suckables glow under black light. Perfect for your dance club or party floor, there is no better way to look sexy and get noticed. We won’t tell you how we do it, but we can make many of our flavors with this variation.
Alcohol: there certainly is!

Vegan Shots

Finally an alcoholic gelatin treat for the animal conscious!  We offer vegan alternatives for many of our flavors.  No animal products used, plus they are full of fiber and prebiotics.  So have a drink for your health and enjoy!
Alcohol: Why, yes please!

Here are some of our most popular offerings:

Adios Mother Fucker (AMF)

Suck down this delightful treat, and you won’t be sure what hit you. Word to the wise, mixed within the lovely blue color and sweet taste there is a punch of booze that could very well have you saying Adios to your reservations.
Alcohol: Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Gin, Triple Sec

Amaretto Sour

Sweet, nutty and a perfect hint of lemon. This classic taste delicious, we are sure you won’t be able to suck just one.
Alcohol: Amaretto

Blackberries and Cream

Because they go together like salt and pepper, like eggs and bacon, like twisting and shouting. While not a traditional drink combo, it’s hard to beat smooth, sweet, cream flavor mixed with an explosion of berries. We highly recommend having a can of whipped cream to serve them with.
Alcohol: vodka

Black Opal

Word to the wise: please suck very responsibly with this one! One of our strongest shots, the black opal has a pleasant raspberry flavor…and then BAM BOOZE. These are the reason Dryte doesn’t remember her 21st birthday. She highly recommends them.
Alcohol: Gin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Triple Sec

Blue Hawaiian

A tropical paradise in a little plastic cup! The exotic flavors of pineapple and coconut are perfect for a hot summers day, or a winters day that you are trying to ignore.
Alcohol: Rum

Brain Hemorrhage

Mmm… brains. Creamy peachy cherry brains. This shot looks a little creepy, but the taste is to die for.
Alcohol: Peach Schnapps, Irish Cream

Chocolate Covered Cherries

It doesn’t get much sexier than this. Jiggly, chocolaty and with a real fruit center.
Alcohol: Cacao Schnapps

Cosmopolitan

A classy classic. Cranberry flavor with a hint of lime. You best be taking this suckable with your pinky out.
Alcohol: Vodka.

Cuba Libre

A twist of the standard rum and coke–a lime twist!
Alcohol: Rum

Dead Nazi

Did you know that once Nazis die they kinda taste like an herbal cinnamon tea thing, but are super alcoholic? Guess you learn something new everyday.
Alcohol: Rumplemintz, Jager, Goldschlager

Dirty Shirley

Go back to your childhood… and then poor some booze on it. A recreation of the classic beverage Shirley Temple, but with some vodka for your pleasure, complete with a cherry.
Alcohol: vodka

Dreamsicles

One of the best flavor combinations of all time! Orange and vanilla cream reunited in an alcoholic suckable. Yum.
Alcohol: vodka

Fuzzy Navel

A delightful sweet mix of peaches and oranges is hard to resist.
Alcohol: peach schnapps, vodka

Gin and Tonic

We don’t just make fruity cocktails–we go beyond. Treat yourself to this classic classy beverage, but jiggly.
Alcohol: gin

Gin and Ginger

The name says it all, really; all the ingredients are in the name. Funny thing about well drinks.
Alcohol: gin

Green Eyed Blonde

This layered drink makes both an impact in appearance and taste. We start with some melon, add on banana and top the whole thing off with some Irish cream. You always knew blondes were tasty.
Alcohol: melon liquor, banana liquor, Irish cream

Jäger Bomb

Because yes, we really can. Never worry about being that guy who can never finish the drink. Forget about chugging, ladies! Bombshells Away!
Alcohol: Jägermeister

Kamikaze

Hi-oh! For those who want to get straight to business and like their vodka only slightly disguised. Crisp, like limeade that swoops in for the kill.
Alcohol: vodka, triple sec

Lemon Drop

Tastes like lemon candy, complete with sugar on top!
Alcohol: vodka

Liquid Cocaine

Legal but dangerous. Remember that time your friends bought you one of these drinks on your birthday? No? Well, they didn’t warn you. We did.
Alcohol: Jägermeister, Rumpleminz, 151

Liquid Marijuana

Its green, its tasty, and its completely legal. Tropical flavors and a smooth finish, and no smoke involved.
Alcohol: Rum, Triple Sec, Melon Liquor

Long Island Iced Tea

A drink famous for its ridiculously high alcohol content and smooth flavor. Well, we’ve matched both of those and compacted them into a little plastic cup.
Alcohol: gin, vodka, rum, triple sec, and if you want to make it electric we’ll even add tequila.

Mimosa

Want a suckable for breakfast? This is the perfect one. OJ and bubbly, it’s living the highlife.
Alcohol: Champagne

Madras

Little sweet, little tart, all delicious. When cranberry, orange and a hint of lime are infused, only good things can happen.
Alcohol: vodka

Margarita

Easily one of our top sellers. Classic flavors of tequila and lime never gets old. We will also make them in just about any flavor you can think of, just ask. Alcohol: tequila, triple sec

Mojito

Another tropical drink where the flavors are endless, but one thing is for sure you will love the taste of mint, in fact you will find some real mint right on top.
Alcohol: rum

Nuts and Berries

A delightful cream drink, the taste of raspberries and hazelnuts are a perfect dessert.
Alcohol: raspberry liquor, hazelnut liquor

Pacific Splash

Pineapples plus cranberries equals delicious.
Alcohol: vodka

Peaches & Keen

Everyone is keen on peaches and cream.
Alcohol: vodka, peach schnapps

Pina Coloda

We like these, and getting caught in the rain. Also, you may need one for each hand. With so many songs written about it, how could you not want to try it in suckable form?
Alcohol: rum

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Pineapple deliciousness, with a touch of warm spices and–of course!–a cherry! Delicious, and a lot less sticky than cake.
Alcohol: Rum

Red Headed Slut

This may not be on every bartenders back pocket, but we have proven it to be an amazingly popular success. Cranberry and peaches with a touch of jager… yum!
Alcohol: Jager, peach schnapps.

Rum and Coke

It’s a classic, and we love it. We even put a cherry in it for that extra punch.
Alcohol: rum

Sangria

Red, red wine…and fruit, lots of fruit. Even a bit of orange in the middle.
Alcohol: red wine

Screw Driver

Orange juice, vodka… did someone say breakfast?
Alcohol: vodka

Sex on the Beach

Cranberry, peach, orange. All the joys of sex on the beach without the uncomfortable sand. Alcohol: vodka, peach schnapps

Strawberry Daiquiri

Strawberries, rum, summer nights, bliss.
Alcohol: rum

Tequila Sunrise

Breakfast of champions. OJ, tequila and a cherry on top, or in this case inside.
Alcohol: tequila

Vodka Cran

Cranberry juice and vodka, its good for you.
Alcohol: vodka

Washington Apple

Apples, cranberries…. Delicious.
Alcohol: whiskey, apple schnapps

Whiskey Sour

A classic cocktail, made jiggly and completed with a cherry flag.
Alcohol: whiskey

White Russian

A cream drink favorite, alcoholic creamy coffee is a must.
Alcohol: vodka, coffee liquor

 
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    In compliance with state and federal law, we do not serve anyone under 21. We check identification before any sale is made.

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