Welcome to SuckMyCocktails.com, the internet’s exclusive location for all things gelchemy, an obscure branch of the alchemical sciences. What is gelchemy? In simple terms it’s the process of creating delightful gelatin-based libations, more commonly known as “Jello™ shots.” However we here at SMC are not that common, and therefore don’t simply make Jello™ shots. Jello™ shots are simple and boring; they lack flavor, creativity and pizazz. We create suckables, an alcoholic revolution of limitless flavors and infinite possibilities. We believe in the good times, good flavors and the good party.
Suck My Cocktails is comprised by two master gelchemists, Erin and Dryte. The two masters travel from bar to bar in Western Washington sharing their delightful craft. Planning a special event at your bar? We got you covered with custom suckables for every event imaginable. Blue Hawaiians for your luau, ski lifts for your Christmas party, colors to help you cheer on your favorite sports team… we can help you make your event a memorable success that everyone will be talking about.
