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    Cosmopolitan

    A classy classic. Cranberry flavor with a hint of lime, you best be taking this suckable with your pinky out.

    Alcohol: Vodka.

    Blue Hawaiian

    A tropical paradise in a little plastic cup! The exotic flavors of pineapple and coconut are perfect for a hot summers day, or a winters day that you are trying to ignore.

    Alcohol: Rum

    Mojito

    Another tropical drink where the flavors are endless, but one thing is for sure you will love the taste of mint, in fact you will find some real mint right on top.

    Alcohol: Rum

    Black Opal

    This is why Dryte doesn't remember her 21st birthday. She highly recommends them. You'll taste a pleasant raspberry flavor, and then BAM! Booze.

    Alcohol: Gin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Triple Sec

    Jäger Bomb

    Because yes, we really can. Never worry about being that guy who can never finish the drink. And forget about chugging, ladies. Bombshells Away!

    Jägermeister

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    • Flavor of the Month

      Ski Lift Bringing all the important parts of an alps vacation into one small affordable cup. Hot cocoa, and peppermint. Serve with whipped cream and warm yourself from the snow. Alcohol: Peppermint Schnapps

     

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Welcome to SuckMyCocktails.com, the internet’s exclusive location for all things gelchemy, an obscure branch of the alchemical sciences. What is gelchemy? In simple terms it’s the process of creating delightful gelatin-based libations, more commonly known as “Jello™ shots.” However we here at SMC are not that common, and therefore don’t simply make Jello™ shots. Jello™ shots are simple and boring; they lack flavor, creativity and pizazz. We create suckables, an alcoholic revolution of limitless flavors and infinite possibilities. We believe in the good times, good flavors and the good party.

Suck My Cocktails is comprised by two master gelchemists, Erin and Dryte. The two masters travel from bar to bar in Western Washington sharing their delightful craft. Planning a special event at your bar? We got you covered with custom suckables for every event imaginable. Blue Hawaiians for your luau, ski lifts for your Christmas party, colors to help you cheer on your favorite sports team… we can help you make your event a memorable success that everyone will be talking about.

Alluring Flavors.

We've got everything from classics like margarita and mojito, to delicious oddballs like the "brain hemorrhage." Even if you can't find it on our extensive list of favorites, we make it – just ask.

Event Catering.

Q: What kind of party doesn't have suckables?
A: The wrong kind.

Suckables are always a big hit at bachelor or bachelorette parties, get-togethers, coming-out parties, or wall-shaking house parties. Request a fee quote today!

 
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    Lauren Rae Cabiao-Manucal

    "Not too sweet. Not too boozey. More choices than a girl can possibly dream." -Lauren Rae Cabiao-Manucal

    Jason Cluphf

    "True masters of the craft!" -Jason Cluphf

    Cynthia Hegel

    "Beyond heavenly!" -Cynthia Hegel

    Asuka Yamamoto

    "So good!" -Asuka Yamamoto

    Miriam Nichols

    "Never knew you could do so much with jello. Simply, simply amazing!" -Miriam Nichols
         
 
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    In compliance with state and federal law, we do not serve anyone under 21. We check identification before any sale is made.

    Please drink responsibly.